By Richard E Walrath

The Fred Dalton Thompson express roared out of the starting gate like a herd of crippled turtles, and then faltered.

If you aren’t sure of who to vote for, and you’re a Republican, vote for Romney–he’s not sure of a lot of things.

If Huckabee didn’t have such a funny name, I think he would have a really good chance.

Who’s left?  Rudy, and I understand there’s an FBI file on him for whatever reason.